By Blue Ontario’s Shore

By Walt Whitman

By blue Ontario’s shore,
As I mused of these warlike days and of peace return’d, and
the dead that return no more,
A Phantom gigantic superb, with stern visage accosted me,
Chant me the poem, it said, that comes from the soul of
America, chant me the carol of victory,
And strike up the marches of Libertad, marches more powerful yet
And sing me before you go the song of the throes of Democracy.

(Democracy, the destin’d conqueror, yet treacherous
lip-smiles everywhere,
And death and infidelity at every step.)

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A Nation announcing itself,
I myself make the only growth by which I can be appreciated,
I reject none, accept all, then reproduce all in my own forms.

A breed whose proof is in time and deeds,
What we are we are, nativity is answer enough to objections,
We wield ourselves as a weapon is wielded,
We are powerful and tremendous in ourselves,
We are executive in ourselves, we are sufficient in the
variety of ourselves,
We are the most beautiful to ourselves and in ourselves,
We stand self-pois’d in the middle, branching thence over the world,
From Missouri, Nebraska, or Kansas, laughing attacks to scorn.

Nothing is sinful to us outside of ourselves,
Whatever appears, whatever does not appear, we are
beautiful or sinful in ourselves only.

(O Mother — O Sisters dear!
If we are lost, no victor else has destroy’d us,
It is by ourselves we go down to eternal night.)

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Have you thought there could be but a single supreme?
There can be any number of supremes–one does not
countervail another any more than one eyesight
countervails another, or one life countervails another.

All is eligible to all,
All is for individuals, all is for you,
No condition is prohibited, not God’s or any.

All comes by the body, only health puts you rapport with the universe.

Produce great Persons, the rest follows.

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Piety and conformity to them that like,
Peace, obesity, allegiance, to them that like,
I am he who tauntingly compels men, women, nations,
Crying, Leap from your seats and contend for your lives!

I am he who walks the States with a barb’d tongue,
questioning every one I meet,
Who are you that wanted only to be told what you knew before?
Who are you that wanted only a book to join you in your nonsense?

(With pangs and cries as thine own O bearer of many children,
These clamors wild to a race of pride I give.)

O lands, would you be freer than all that has ever been before?
If you would be freer than all that has been before, come
listen to me.

Fear grace, elegance, civilization, delicatesse,
Fear the mellow sweet, the sucking of honey-juice,
Beware the advancing mortal ripening of Nature,
Beware what precedes the decay of the ruggedness of states and men.

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Ages, precedents, have long been accumulating undirected materials,
America brings builders, and brings its own styles.

The immortal poets of Asia and Europe have done their work
and pass’d to other spheres,
A work remains, the work of surpassing all they have done.

America, curious toward foreign characters, stands by its
own at all hazards,
Stands removed, spacious, composite, sound, initiates the
true use of precedents,
Does not repel them or the past or what they have produced
under their forms,
Takes the lesson with calmness, perceives the corpse slowly
borne from the house,
Perceives that it waits a little while in the door, that it
was fittest for its days,
That its life has descended to the stalwart and well-shaped
heir who approaches,
And that he shall be fittest for his days.

Any period one nation must lead,
One land must be the promise and reliance of the future.

These States are the amplest poem,
Here is not merely a nation but a teeming Nation of nations,
Here the doings of men correspond with the broadcast doings
of the day and night,
Here is what moves in magnificent masses careless of particulars,
Here are the roughs, beards, friendliness, combativeness,
the soul loves,
Here the flowing trains, here the crowds, equality,
diversity, the soul loves.

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Land of lands and bards to corroborate!
Of them standing among them, one lifts to the light a west-bred face,
To him the hereditary countenance bequeath’d both mother’s
and father’s,
His first parts substances, earth, water, animals, trees,
Built of the common stock, having room for far and near,
Used to dispense with other lands, incarnating this land,
Attracting it body and soul to himself, hanging on its neck
with incomparable love,
Plunging his seminal muscle into its merits and demerits,
Making its cities, beginnings, events, diversities, wars,
vocal in him,
Making its rivers, lakes, bays, embouchure in him,
Mississippi with yearly freshets and changing chutes,
Columbia, Niagara, Hudson, spending themselves lovingly in him,
If the Atlantic coast stretch or the Pacific coast stretch,
he stretching with them North or South,
Spanning between them East and West, and touching whatever
is between them,
Growths growing from him to offset the growths of pine,
cedar, hemlock, live-oak, locust, chestnut, hickory,
cottonwood, orange, magnolia,
Tangles as tangled in him as any canebrake or swamp,
He likening sides and peaks of mountains, forests coated
with northern transparent ice,
Off him pasturage sweet and natural as savanna, upland, prairie,
Through him flights, whirls, screams, answering those of
the fishhawk, mocking-bird, night-heron, and eagle,
His spirit surrounding his country’s spirit, unclosed to
good and evil,
Surrounding the essences of real things, old times and present times,
Surrounding just found shores, islands, tribes of red aborigines,
Weather-beaten vessels, landings, settlements, embryo
stature and muscle,
The haughty defiance of the Year One, war, peace, the
formation of the Constitution,
The separate States, the simple elastic scheme, the immigrants,
The Union always swarming with blatherers and always sure
and impregnable,
The unsurvey’d interior, log-houses, clearings, wild
animals, hunters, trappers,
Surrounding the multiform agriculture, mines, temperature,
the gestation of new States,
Congress convening every Twelfth-month, the members duly
coming up from the uttermost parts,
Surrounding the noble character of mechanics and farmers,
especially the young men,
Responding their manners, speech, dress, friendships, the
gait they have of persons who never knew how it felt
to stand in the presence of superiors,
The freshness and candor of their physiognomy, the
copiousness and decision of their phrenology,
The picturesque looseness of their carriage, their
fierceness when wrong’d,
The fluency of their speech, their delight in music, their
curiosity, good temper and open-handedness, the whole
composite make,
The prevailing ardor and enterprise, the large amativeness,
The perfect equality of the female with the male, the fluid
movement of the population,
The superior marine, free commerce, fisheries, whaling, gold-digging,
Wharf-hemm’d cities, railroad and steamboat lines
intersecting all points,
Factories, mercantile life, labor-saving machinery, the
Northeast, Northwest, Southwest,
Manhattan firemen, the Yankee swap, southern plantation life,
Slavery–the murderous, treacherous conspiracy to raise it
upon the ruins of all the rest,
On and on to the grapple with it — Assassin! then your
life or ours be the stake, and respite no more.

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(Lo, high toward heaven, this day,
Libertad, from the conqueress’ field return’d,
I mark the new aureola around your head,
No more of soft astral, but dazzling and fierce,
With war’s flames and the lambent lightnings playing,
And your port immovable where you stand,
With still the inextinguishable glance and the clinch’d and
lifted fist,
And your foot on the neck of the menacing one, the scorner
utterly crush’d beneath you,
The menacing arrogant one that strode and advanced with his
senseless scorn, bearing the murderous knife,
The wide-swelling one, the braggart that would yesterday do so much,
To-day a carrion dead and damn’d, the despised of all the earth,
An offal rank, to the dunghill maggots spurn’d.)

Others take finish, but the Republic is ever constructive
and ever keeps vista,
Others adorn the past, but you O days of the present, I adorn you,
O days of the future I believe in you — I isolate myself
for your sake,
O America because you build for mankind I build for you,
O well-beloved stone-cutters, I lead them who plan with
decision and science,
Lead the present with friendly hand toward the future.

(Bravas to all impulses sending sane children to the next age!
But damn that which spends itself with no thought of the
stain, pains, dismay, feebleness, it is bequeathing.)

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I listened to the Phantom by Ontario’s shore,
I heard the voice arising demanding bards,
By them all native and grand, by them alone can these
States be fused into the compact organism of a Nation.

To hold men together by paper and seal or by compulsion is no account,
That only holds men together which aggregates all in a
living principle, as the hold of the limbs of the body
or the fibres of plants.

Of all races and eras these States with veins full of
poetical stuff most need poets, and are to have the
greatest, and use them the greatest,
Their Presidents shall not be their common referee so much
as their poets shall.

(Soul of love and tongue of fire!
Eye to pierce the deepest deeps and sweep the world!
Ah Mother, prolific and full in all besides, yet how long
barren, barren?)

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Of these States the poet is the equable man,
Not in him but off from him things are grotesque,
eccentric, fail of their full returns,
Nothing out of its place is good, nothing in its place is bad,
He bestows on every object or quality its fit proportion,
neither more nor less,
He is the arbiter of the diverse, he is the key,
He is the equalizer of his age and land,
He supplies what wants supplying, he checks what wants checking,
In peace out of him speaks the spirit of peace, large,
rich, thrifty, building populous towns, encouraging
agriculture, arts, commerce, lighting the study of
man, the soul, health, immortality, government,
In war he is the best backer of the war, he fetches
artillery as good as the engineer’s, he can make every
word he speaks draw blood,
The years straying toward infidelity he withholds by his steady faith,
He is no arguer, he is judgment, (Nature accepts him absolutely,)
He judges not as the judge judges but as the sun falling
round a helpless thing,
As he sees the farthest he has the most faith,
His thoughts are the hymns of the praise of things,
In the dispute on God and eternity he is silent,
He sees eternity less like a play with a prologue and denouement,
He sees eternity in men and women, he does not see men and
women as dreams or dots.

For the great Idea, the idea of perfect and free individuals,
For that, the bard walks in advance, leader of leaders,
The attitude of him cheers up slaves and horrifies foreign despots.

Without extinction is Liberty, without retrograde is Equality,
They live in the feelings of young men and the best women,
(Not for nothing have the indomitable heads of the earth
been always ready to fall for Liberty.)

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For the great Idea,
That, O my brethren, that is the mission of poets.

Songs of stern defiance ever ready,
Songs of the rapid arming and the march,
The flag of peace quick-folded, and instead the flag we know,
Warlike flag of the great Idea.

(Angry cloth I saw there leaping!
I stand again in leaden rain your flapping folds saluting,
I sing you over all, flying beckoning through the fight —
O the hardcontested fight!
The cannons ope their rosy-flashing muzzles — the hurtled
balls scream,
The battle-front forms amid the smoke — the volleys pour
incessant from the line,
Hark, the ringing word Charge! — now the tussle and the
furious maddening yells,
Now the corpses tumble curl’d upon the ground,
Cold, cold in death, for precious life of you,
Angry cloth I saw there leaping.)

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Are you he who would assume a place to teach or be a poet
here in the States?
The place is august, the terms obdurate.

Who would assume to teach here may well prepare himself body and mind,
He may well survey, ponder, arm, fortify, harden, make lithe himself,
He shall surely be question’d beforehand by me with many
and stern questions.

Who are you indeed who would talk or sing to America?
Have you studied out the land, its idioms and men?
Have you learn’d the physiology, phrenology, politics,
geography, pride, freedom, friendship of the land? its
substratums and objects?
Have you consider’d the organic compact of the first day of
the first year of Independence, sign’d by the
Commissioners, ratified by the States, and read by
Washington at the head of the army?
Have you possess’d yourself of the Federal Constitution?
Do you see who have left all feudal processes and poems
behind them, and assumed the poems and processes of Democracy?
Are you faithful to things? do you teach what the land and
sea, the bodies of men, womanhood, amativeness, heroic
angers, teach?
Have you sped through fleeting customs, popularities?
Can you hold your hand against all seductions, follies,
whirls, fierce contentions? are you very strong? are
you really of the whole People?
Are you not of some coterie? some school or mere religion?
Are you done with reviews and criticisms of life? animating
now to life itself?
Have you vivified yourself from the maternity of these States?
Have you too the old ever-fresh forbearance and impartiality?
Do you hold the like love for those hardening to maturity?
for the last-born? little and big? and for the errant?
What is this you bring my America?
Is it uniform with my country?
Is it not something that has been better told or done before?
Have you not imported this or the spirit of it in some ship?
Is it not a mere tale? a rhyme? a prettiness? — is the
good old cause in it?
Has it not dangled long at the heels of the poets,
politicians, literats, of enemies’ lands?
Does it not assume that what is notoriously gone is still here?
Does it answer universal needs? will it improve manners?
Does it sound with trumpet-voice the proud victory of the
Union in that secession war?
Can your performance face the open fields and the seaside?
Will it absorb into me as I absorb food, air, to appear
again in my strength, gait, face?
Have real employments contributed to it? original makers,
not mere amanuenses?
Does it meet modern discoveries, calibres, facts, face to face?
What does it mean to American persons, progresses, cities?
Chicago, Kanada, Arkansas?
Does it see behind the apparent custodians the real
custodians standing, menacing, silent, the mechanics,
Manhattanese, Western men, Southerners, significant
alike in their apathy, and in the promptness of their love?
Does it see what finally befalls, and has always finally
befallen, each temporizer, patcher, outsider,
partialist, alarmist, infidel, who has ever ask’d any
thing of America?
What mocking and scornful negligence?
The track strew’d with the dust of skeletons,
By the roadside others disdainfully toss’d.

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Rhymes and rhymers pass away, poems distill’d from poems pass away,
The swarms of reflectors and the polite pass, and leave ashes,
Admirers, importers, obedient persons, make but the soil of
literature,
America justifies itself, give it time, no disguise can
deceive it or conceal from it, it is impassive enough,
Only toward the likes of itself will it advance to meet them,
If its poets appear it will in due time advance to meet
them, there is no fear of mistake,
(The proof of a poet shall be sternly deferr’d till his
country absorbs him as affectionately as he has absorb’d it.)

He masters whose spirit masters, he tastes sweetest who
results sweetest in the long run,
The blood of the brawn beloved of time is unconstraint;
In the need of songs, philosophy, an appropriate native
grand-opera, shipcraft, any craft,
He or she is greatest who contributes the greatest original
practical example.

Already a nonchalant breed, silently emerging, appears on the streets,
People’s lips salute only doers, lovers, satisfiers, positive knowers,
There will shortly be no more priests, I say their work is done,
Death is without emergencies here, but life is perpetual
emergencies here,
Are your body, days, manners, superb? after death you shall be superb,
Justice, health, self-esteem, clear the way with irresistible power;
How dare you place any thing before a man?

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Fall behind me States!
A man before all — myself, typical, before all.

Give me the pay I have served for,
Give to sing the songs of the great Idea, take all the rest,
I have loved the earth, sun, animals, I have despised riches,
I have given alms to every one that ask’d, stood up for the
stupid and crazy, devoted my income and labor to others,
Hated tyrants, argued not concerning God, had patience and
indulgence toward the people, taken off my hat to
nothing known or unknown,
Gone freely with powerful uneducated persons and with the
young, and with the mothers of families,
Read these leaves to myself in the open air, tried them by
trees, stars, rivers,
Dismiss’d whatever insulted my own soul or defiled my body,
Claim’d nothing to myself which I have not carefully
claim’d for others on the same terms,
Sped to the camps, and comrades found and accepted from every State,
(Upon this breast has many a dying soldier lean’d to breathe his last,
This arm, this hand, this voice, have nourish’d, rais’d, restored,
To life recalling many a prostrate form;)
I am willing to wait to be understood by the growth of the
taste of myself,
Rejecting none, permitting all.

(Say O Mother, have I not to your thought been faithful?
Have I not through life kept you and yours before me?)

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I swear I begin to see the meaning of these things,
It is not the earth, it is not America who is so great,
It is I who am great or to be great, it is You up there, or any one,
It is to walk rapidly through civilizations, governments, theories,
Through poems, pageants, shows, to form individuals.

Underneath all, individuals,
I swear nothing is good to me now that ignores individuals,
The American compact is altogether with individuals,
The only government is that which makes minute of individuals,
The whole theory of the universe is directed unerringly to
one single individual — namely to You.

(Mother! with subtle sense severe, with the naked sword in your hand,
I saw you at last refuse to treat but directly with individuals.)

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Underneath all, Nativity,
I swear I will stand by my own nativity, pious or impious so be it;
I swear I am charm’d with nothing except nativity,
Men, women, cities, nations, are only beautiful from nativity.

Underneath all is the Expression of love for men and women,
(I swear I have seen enough of mean and impotent modes of
expressing love for men and women,
After this day I take my own modes of expressing love for
men and women.)

I swear I will have each quality of my race in myself,
(Talk as you like, he only suits these States whose manners
favor the audacity and sublime turbulence of the States.)

Underneath the lessons of things, spirits, Nature,
governments, ownerships, I swear I perceive other lessons,
Underneath all to me is myself, to you yourself, (the same
monotonous old song.)

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O I see flashing that this America is only you and me,
Its power, weapons, testimony, are you and me,
Its crimes, lies, thefts, defections, are you and me,
Its Congress is you and me, the officers, capitols, armies,
ships, are you and me,
Its endless gestations of new States are you and me,
The war, (that war so bloody and grim, the war I will
henceforth forget), was you and me,
Natural and artificial are you and me,
Freedom, language, poems, employments, are you and me,
Past, present, future, are you and me.

I dare not shirk any part of myself,
Not any part of America good or bad,
Not to build for that which builds for mankind,
Not to balance ranks, complexions, creeds, and the sexes,
Not to justify science nor the march of equality,
Nor to feed the arrogant blood of the brawn belov’d of time.

I am for those that have never been master’d,
For men and women whose tempers have never been master’d,
For those whom laws, theories, conventions, can never master.

I am for those who walk abreast with the whole earth,
Who inaugurate one to inaugurate all.

I will not be outfaced by irrational things,
I will penetrate what it is in them that is sarcastic upon me,
I will make cities and civilizations defer to me,
This is what I have learnt from America–it is the amount,
and it I teach again.

(Democracy, while weapons were everywhere aim’d at your breast,
I saw you serenely give birth to immortal children, saw in
dreams your dilating form,
Saw you with spreading mantle covering the world.)

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I will confront these shows of the day and night,
I will know if I am to be less than they,
I will see if I am not as majestic as they,
I will see if I am not as subtle and real as they,
I will see if I am to be less generous than they,
I will see if I have no meaning, while the houses and ships
have meaning,
I will see if the fishes and birds are to be enough for
themselves, and I am not to be enough for myself.

I match my spirit against yours you orbs, growths, mountains, brutes,
Copious as you are I absorb you all in myself, and become
the master myself,
America isolated yet embodying all, what is it finally except myself?
These States, what are they except myself?

I know now why the earth is gross, tantalizing, wicked, it
is for my sake,
I take you specially to be mine, you terrible, rude forms.

(Mother, bend down, bend close to me your face,
I know not what these plots and wars and deferments are for,
I know not fruition’s success, but I know that through war
and crime your work goes on, and must yet go on.)

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Thus by blue Ontario’s shore,
While the winds fann’d me and the waves came trooping toward me,
I thrill’d with the power’s pulsations, and the charm of my
theme was upon me,
Till the tissues that held me parted their ties upon me.

And I saw the free souls of poets,
The loftiest bards of past ages strode before me,
Strange large men, long unwaked, undisclosed, were disclosed to me.

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O my rapt verse, my call, mock me not!
Not for the bards of the past, not to invoke them have I
launch’d you forth,
Not to call even those lofty bards here by Ontario’s shores,
Have I sung so capricious and loud my savage song.

Bards for my own land only I invoke,
(For the war, the war is over, the field is clear’d,)
Till they strike up marches henceforth triumphant and onward,
To cheer O Mother your boundless expectant soul.

Bards of the great Idea! bards of the peaceful inventions!
(for the war, the war is over!)
Yet bards of latent armies, a million soldiers waiting ever-ready,
Bards with songs as from burning coals or the lightning’s
fork’d stripes!
Ample Ohio’s, Kanada’s bards — bards of California! inland
bards — bards of the war!
You by my charm I invoke.

“Lake America” is Trump’s bladder – and he can’t control that either!

Yes, it is still Lake Ontario – where Whitman wrote “By Blue Ontario’s shore” – and where I live.

In his current trade war with Canada, Trump has no more cards to play, because he switches cards in mid-play. One may think he’s acting smart, but this is a dumb business maneuver, when the other people in the market can’t trust what you’re saying. There is no deal possible when Trump himself does not honor the deals he claims to make. America’s “endgame” is already playing out – we are losing all our allies, losing respect, losing money and market share – I’m not Canadian, I’m American, and this “president” doesn’t represent me – and he even says so! He is not president of all Americans, so what deal can he make for us. This situation is ridiculous, and Trump is acting self-destructively (possibly due to dementia). Very sad; if you are also American, you will suffer too.

Current Canadian political leaders are mainly centrist liberal, as are many Democrats – but their goals and national loyalties are separate. It is in the nature of conspiracy theorists to conflate political philosophies they don’t understand as some weirdly coded message. It seems, strangely, to re-assure them to believe that people different from themselves are ganging up on them – perhaps providing a “circle the wagons” emotional connectedness with others of their ilk.

Currently, MAGA are trying to puff up a propaganda cloud around Canada to convince Americans to hate Canadians. It is filled with lies and nonsense. Some of the lies I’ve heard and read include:

“Canada, China, and the Democratic Party are colluding to rig the mid-term elections.” “Canadians jeer and laugh at American veterans.” “Canada’s economy is already cratering so they will come begging to Trump.” “Canada has ripped the US off for billions in unreported tariffs.” “Canada has no military.” “Military from Canada has only ever acted as observers, piggy-backing on American troops.” “Canada’s national health system excludes whites.” “American taxes pay for Canadian television.” “Alberta is planning to secede from Canada and ask to become an American state, things are so awful there.” “Canada wants to act like a state without becoming a state.” And, of course, “Canadians are communists!” – communists are everywhere; I may have some hiding under my bed….

None of this makes any sense. Some of it appears to be coming out of Russia, but some of it is homegrown. It really begs the question, how has our own education system failed so many that we can have people this ignorant of history, of economics, of international affairs. The sheer stupidity of it all is staggering. But it won’t work. Most Americans feel bonded with the Canadians, respect the Canadian people and their government – even if we may not fully understand it, we recognize the values involved as quite similar to our own. And we have access to information – and to our own experiences* – that assure us of the friendship, decency, and loyalty of the Canadian people, and of the history of America’s long alliance with Canadian governments. MAGA, you appear to have been born failures, and most of us recognize this – or you’ve just drunk so much of your orange god’s kool-aid you’re stoned out of your minds. Pity; if you ever crawl out of your cult, we may find a place for you in civil society yet….

*That many MAGA have no experience with Canadians as reference, is perhaps the most troubling aspect of this – The Trump cult appears to be made up largely with people who have rarely been out of rather isolated communities and social networks, who are thus free to imagine all sorts of evils reported to them concerning the wider world. Pace popular opinion, MAGA isn’t trying to take America back to the 1950s or the 19th century – they seem hell-bent on taking us back to the dark ages.

Parody written in 2016. Still True, unfortunately

Excerpt from a previous post, satirizing the presidential debate that year (“Mod.” = moderator.):

Mod.: Another question for you, Mr. Trump, from Marvin Electorate, concerning foreign policy.

Electorate: Mr. Trump what strategy do you have in mind that would include possible use of nuclear weapons in Iraq?

Trump: Strategy? I don’t need no stinking strategy! What are you, a plant? Clinton put you up to this? Is this debate rigged? Let’s talk about my huge support, by bulging manhood, my big brain. You can see from my head-size, right? Big brain, very big.

Clinton: May I address this, because I believe the threat of use of nuclear weapons actually increases the danger in the mid-east –

Trump: Shut up you cow! the risk of you cheating on your husband threatens a big reality TV show in the near future, you know, like Hulk Hogan?

Mod.: Candidates, please, let’s confine our discussion to the issues at hand.

Never ending war and never ending shame (History is never fair to the foolish)

How many thousands did Israel and America kill in their bombing raids? How many American military have been killed opr wounded in this fiasco? WE DON”T KNOW, because the Pentagon under Hegseth cannot be trusted to provide us with real information – only video-game style images of big explosions – murder porn, of which Trump is a big fan.

The “deal” Trump’s people are trying to work out with Iran is basically the Obama-Kerry deal only with many more benefits for Iran. Trump will declare victory – in fact he has surrendered. Because Trump is a loser (although I’m sure he’s getting some millions of dollars in the deal, which is all he cares about.) My guess is, this is at the urging of Rubio, the only member of the Trump regime with real foreign policy experience ( in the Senate), and Rubio is desperate for regime change in Cuba. (Trump has his military commit murder at sea on a routine basis. Now he wants to cause chaos for no other reason than he has lost the war in Iran.) Which will spark a humanitarian crisis that will shake the foundations of the Cuban diaspora in Florida – these people have no idea the problems they’re creating. This is a mess, this is as shame, this is what the MAGA cult has led us to.

The Israeli theocracy just doesn’t understand that they can’t kill enough Moslems to secure their claim to the (outdated) Kingdom of Judea. There will never be peace while Israel is dominated by the Ultra-Orthodox. They will always be insulting and injuring Moslems and Moslems will respond in kind. The situation is hopeless, and America’s best position is OUT OF IT! Unfortunately, we have a madman in the White House who trusts the Israeli promise that he can make money out of all this…

Orange crazy person deluded into thinking he matters to Bibi! LOL! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump should not have started this war – because there is no backing out. “Cutting losses” is a loser in his view. But so is staying forever. And so is on-ground invasion. I don’t know what winning would mean for America (and Trump doesn’t either). Frankly, there’s no winning, there is just losing. No planning so no way out. (Trump’s only plan – if it can be called that – was “get the oil!” – “nukes,” my backside! Americans have been suckered again, my friends.) Trump lost – America shamed. Tragic.

Trump has buggered us all, but especially his MAGA cultists. When his big ugly ballroom, grifted from tax-payer funds, collapses when he’s gone, no one will miss it – no one will miss him, either – no one will miss the MAGA thugs who worship him.

Trump’s drooling rant tonight – April 1, 2026 – could this be an April Fool’s joke – or just a joke of a fool who’s president.

This is written before Trump’s demented rant tonight. But I’m imagining his speech so Idon’t actually have to pay attention to it. Why should I? going into any of speech he could make in the present context, and knowing who he is by now, let’s just picture him trying to look presidential behind some desk or podium.

We all know the style and substance (Trump’s style is his substance): he’ll whine about the 2020 election; he’ll whine about how “leftists” judges are against him, he’ll whine about his big beautiful ballroom that just got enjoined against, and he’ll whine about birthright citizenship, he’ll whine about mail-in voting and his wish for a national voter registration; he’ll whine about Democrats in Congress and his wish for more money for ICE. He’ll rail against immigrants eating cats and dogs, and how Hispanics are rapist drug-dealers, and he’ll whine about the media being so unfair to him. He’ll whine about the Fed’s rates, and about how nobody gives him credit for a booming economy with prices falling everywhere thanks to his tariffs.

Then he’ll talk somewhat vaguely about Iran, possibly about negotiations that aren’t happening.. He’ll either escalate the war with beachheads on Kharg and the other islands in the Strait; or he’ll chicken out and say he’s done enough damage there, he’s bringing everything home. And he’ll castigate Europe and try to bully them to take over the war he started and threaten to leave NATO if they don’t.

Then he’ll make up some silly stories about windmills and electric cars and sharks and then possibly boast about the Trump Library and how he’s putting his name on everything because he’s the best president ever.

There: cut and paste this comment and you have Trump’s speech; now you won’t have to bother to listen to it.

The nugget of new information will be either a) he’s escalating the war, or b) he’s quitting all together. An incidental nugget would be his threat to leave NATO or actually leaving it – but we all know that’s coming, so it won’t be a surprise when it does.

The fact that he is now this predictable – a TV reality star using shock and surprise as his reputation buffering devices – tells me that while America has slipped into fascism, the emperor’s new clothes are now nothing but tattered rags made out of – nothing. But they always were, it’s just undeniable now, as is his dementia. This is the end of America, in some sense – certainly the end of any respect owed to the presidency – that’s over.

LATER:

It actually turned out to be even more vacuous than expected. Short form: ‘Obama/Biden bad, I did really wonderful things, Iran was close to nukes, we’ve won everything I wanted, soon it’ll be over, because -‘

‘But really: “Tonight, I’m pleased to say that these core strategic objectives are nearing completion.” Wouldn’t it be great if he could tell us what those strategic objectives are? And who’s writing this speech, Trump doesn’t even know what a strategic objective is. So basically a wasted half-hour (so far) of re-iteration of things he’s been claiming for weeks, no news – he just wanted to grab the news-cycle – his ego has become political agenda. And we’ve all been taken for a ride on the Trump photo-op train – again. What a buncha crap! Don’t we all feel a little used?

Unnecessary, illegal war – again. Trump the fool leads us – and the world – further into hell.

Time to talk about the end game – if there is one. Trump, of course, has no idea what he is doing, and the members of his regime have been quite clear about the fact that there is no plan. How can we commit the lives of our soldiers in a major conflict just by ‘winging it’? Well, it makes sense if we remember that Trump doesn’t care about the lives of others, and thinks soldiers are “losers” anyway. He’s just hoping that at the end of the slaughter, he’ll be able to cash in some how – “Trump Tower Tehran, OK?”

The Israeli “plan” for regime change seems clear to me, given the trajectory of their strategy and tactics in the region’s geopolitics: They want Iran to fall into anarchy, which will resolve into a return to tribalism and break-up of the country. (They would like the return of the Pahlavis but only some in the Mossad and MAGA think the Iranians would accept this.) With Iran collapsed as a failed state, Israel would be able to strut their stuff in the region. But for how long? Islamicists are not going anywhere. I just see suffering and bloodshed for many years to come out of this. What that means for the US? We’ve just put our foot into quicksand made of horse manure, and all we get from Trump is BS.

DISBAND ICE! END OCCUPATION! OPPOSITION TO TRUMP’S CIVIL WAR!

Another week – another murder of a peaceful protestor by MAGA-thug Gestapo, Trump’s private army, with clear orders to intimidate, beat and kill people who object to Trump’s fascism. This isn’t simply divisive, it’s a civil war. If the Democratic Party will not fight for us as an opposition party, we resisters must build a network of opposition! Things are going to get worse, and we must be prepared for further bloodshed; and we must begin planning how to overthrow the Trump regime and try to restore the Constitutional government for which he has shown such disrespect, and whose laws he continues to break.

And where are the Democratic politicians in Congress? are they still trying to work with the Republican scum in Congress who have shown nothing but hatred for their own constituents – if not their own hatred, but channeling the hatred of the MAGA Trump cult? The Democrats must become the party of NO – no more fascism, no more Trump, no more ICE thuggery!

The commercial media – the so-called “mainstream Media,” which has so long ‘normalized’ Trump, which has cowered before his threatened lawsuits – they cannot be trusted! We must develop the kind of alternative media, alternative communications the way the rightists have. We need to fight fire with fire and stop hiding behind pusillanimous both-side-ism, “well, maybe this, maybe that” ambiguity, and rigid commitments to not get involved.

Get involved – this is your fight, too! Or one day you will hear the grim news that someone you love has been murdered by ICE. Where will you hide then?

Two Notes: The Fascist Corruption We Live With

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Corruption is patented by the Trump Organization – trademarked by Donnie’s father. It’s the family legacy. Every society legislates behavior to some degree. The problem with Trump’s fascism is that it is lawless and thus subverts the rule of law and thus dissolves civic responsibility.
The judge in the Comey case says they jiggered the Grand Jury system in order to get the indictment! Their corruption is worn by them as a badge of honor – why? because Trump’s a conman who fooled 77 million people into voting for him, so he brought a team of fellow criminals to spit in the face of the American people and their political institutions.
Paul Ingrassia is going to be deputy general counsel at the General Services Administration. He is not a “conservative activist” or a “justice warrior” as Kash Patel dubs him; he’s a known racist with a self-proclaimed “Nazi streak” advocating suppressing black American culture , and encouraging white supremacy; he is also loosely but undeniably linked to a known sex trafficker and pedophile, whom he has defended on the internet. This is a criminal, garbage fascist regime, corrupt through and through – utterly unfit and illegitimate. “No enemies to the right!” – Steve Bannon – MAGA may be split inside but with the GOP’s blessing they remain a dangerous united terrorist front to the rest of us.
Trump is NOT “pushing for release of Epstein files” – he’s telling the Congressional GOP, ‘go ahead, vote for that’ (direct quote:) I DON’T CARE.” Note that this still allows him power of veto; note that he has power to release the files without Congressional vote; note that he still has time to order Bondi to shredd some of the files that might mention him. He’s a coward, dishonest, a liar. Corruption in full effect: The files will be well laundered by Trump’s Department of Injustice before we get to see them.
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We have troops in the street; Musk has access to our data; venues of dissent and information are getting shut down; opponents of Trump are getting prosecuted. This is all Fascism 101. Some may be happy living under Dear Leader Trump, but most of us are not. This is not about the “left” but about a coalition of resistance.
Trump is a Stalinist-Fascist dictator. Stalinism is a dictatorial political philosophy bent on control of the economy by fiat; fascism is a dictatorial political philosophy based on a personality cult of social control. Both use force and the threat of force to suppress the will of the people. I don’t see much difference; it’s not a question of left or right.
The Regime breaking the law and committing murder is doing something very bad to us – it’s destroying the fabric of our society! Fear is the message – Trump wants an oppressed citizenry so he can pretend the silence means we love him. Well, diaper Donnie, we will not be silenced, we will resist.

Trump (almost) in the news

Trump (almost) in the news
Because Donald Trump had such a terrible time in the news this week, certain stories concerning him were relegated to the back pages. Only here, where truthiness is next to godlessness, will you find the Trump news that really mattered this week:

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TRUMP ADMITS IT: “I SUCK HORSE DONG.”

FN: Somewhere on a ranch in Kentucky, 8/2/16, 5pm EST: Attending an orgy sponsored by Sexy Evangelical Ministries, Republican Presidential candidate Donald J. Trump, admitted that he had a fetish for fellating equestrian male organs of generation. “They’re huge! My mouth is huge! We made the deal!” he proclaimed, explaining why he would not be directly participating in the orgy, as his services were needed in the barn. He sent his wife Melania as representative instead – at a $3,000 per partner fee.

UPDATE 5am: Orgy organizers report that, as the orgy at last wound down, Melania’s performance had raised $9,000 for the Trump campaign, while an exhausted candidate was last seen running over a hill attempting to escape an estimated 50 stallions wanting more.

This has been a Fakes News report: fair, unbiased, and free of fact.

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TRUMP ADOPTED, MAY HAVE MURDERED REAL MOM

FN: Butthole, Pennsylvania, 8/3/16, 2pm: At a press conference earlier today, an emotional Donald J. Trump, Republican candidate for President, announced that he had recently discovered that he had been adopted. He also confessed that this discovery was made by New Jersey police investigating his alleged murder of his birth mother, Illyanka Stinkoff, an illegal immigrant from Russia, who was employed as Trump’s maid when, it is said, he flew into a rage at her remarking his small hands. Witnesses say he then stabbed her multiple times with a pen-knife, the only knife small enough for him to grasp properly. It is further alleged that Chris Christy, governor of Virginia at the time, helped secret the body to an as yet undisclosed dumpster.

Trump was boastful of his adoption by the elder Trumps. “I mean, how could you blame them? One look at me, even as a baby, y’know, you can tell how smart, how articulated, how strong I’ve become.” As to his birth mother, he expressed disappointment: “Look, she was a loser. She couldn’t make money so she sold me. Am I for sale? For sure! But my price is well above rubies – I know, I own a jewelry store in Canarsie! Alright it went bankrupt – but not because of the rubies!” Without denying guilt in his mother’s murder, Trump further noted: “Most of us get an urge to commit the mom-death thing, we all know that. I mean especially if she’s Mexican or Muslim, who’s to blame for that? The Mom of course! Didn’t she have a choice to abort? Coat-hangers are everywhere!” Trump also reminded the handful of reporters he’d allowed in the room that his supporters knew he was the “best friend” of a lot of women everywhere, and would not care much whether he had murdered one or not. “They want America great again and only me can do that!”

Later, at the Butthole White Supremacist Club for a photo-op, Trump announced he would sue the Police Department of Atlantic City for even suggesting that he may have committed the crime, adding, “Look, I’m not adopted, I never said I was. I don’t know who this maid was, I never met her.” He then went on with a brief speech declaring that, unlike many “liberal demagogues like Mitt Romney,” he had no prejudice against White Supremacists and would fight discriminatory practices against them, such as the Civil Rights Act of 1965.

This has been a Fakes News report: fair, unbiased, and free of fact.

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TRUMP EATS DOG FECES AT KENNEL CONVENTION

FN: Shittus, New Jersey, 8/4/16, 3pm: Attending the convention of the American Puppy Mill Kennel Owners, Donald J. Trump, Republican candidate for President, told supporters that he was inspired by the plight of encaged canines to offer a new line of snack sausage, made from “recycled dog food.” After they eat it, it comes out no worse for wear.” He bent behind a defecating Great Dane , scooped the source material for his new product and took a bite. “Hey, can’t tell the difference between this and a taco, anyway!” He then pointed out that since dogs poop freely, expenses for production of the new snack would be relatively low. “Except of course for my start-up fee and royalties. But don’t worry, sales will be so huge, this wouldn’t be missed.” Concerning rumors that Trump was in negotiations with Vladimir Putin over possible Russian manufacture of the new snack, Trump shouted, “Now that’s a vicious charge, as I have never even spoken with Putin, and I told Vlad that myself! Besides, if any peoples know how to eat dog doo its Russians. It’s healthier than caviar!”

This has been a Fakes News report: fair, unbiased, and free of fact.

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TRUMP WHIPS REPUBLICANS INTO LINE

FN: Bleeding Sore, Wyoming, 8/5/16, Darkest Hour of the Night: At a major gathering of Republican Party leaders, Donald J. Trump, candidate for the presidency, assured his followers that the Party was never more united than in supporting his campaign. “Even that puny little four-eyed mole Paul Ryan likes me. And Mitch McConnell? That sad fat bag of dung? He’s behind me 110%! I know, because I threatened to support him in his next run for office, and he buckled like the lilly-livered pig he is! Republicans all love me! Even those who say, ‘nah, I’ll never back Trump,’ they’re just lying so they can get re-elected, I understand that – I understand everything! When the people sweep me into office, there’ll be hell to pay for all involved! But you’ll still be able to buy my book, written by that corrupt ghost-writer I’m suing, at 50% mark-up. Autographed copies, signed by the professional Trump-impersonator I’ve hired at minimum wage, will cost an additional thousand bucks.” He then produced a whip and began flailing the hides off the Republican leaders, admonishing them: “Say it loud! We love Trump, we love Trump!” Soon the depurate wailing of the Party elite could be heard through the night: “Oh please god, stop! We love -ow, agony! – We love Trump, We yieeeeee, nooo! – We love Trump!” But as dawn approached, the wretched squealing slowly faded into groans as the dying gave up their last gasp of air…. Trump is scheduled to address the Society for Suicidal Masochists later today.

This has been a Fakes News report: fair, unbiased, and free of fact.

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TRUMP DECLARES VICTORY, SAYS “ELECTION NO LONGER NEEDED”

FN: Not Washington DC, Washington, 8/6/16, 1pm: Republican candidate for president, Donald J. Trump held a press conference in an office he had especially built for the occasion. “Look around you, gentlemen – and you girls too, if you’re not having PMS. The shape of the office – it’s huge, it’s white, but most importantly – it’s oval – that’s right, it’s my Oval Office! I am now the President of the United States. We all know the people love me – even the towel-heads, the darkies, the kikes, the spics, the chinks – they all love me – Everybody loves me, we all know that. So I think it’s fair to say that an election in November would be a waste of time. I am hereby declaring myself the winner! We don’t need all the legal rigmarole with the courts to get this deal done! All we need is for lyin’ Hillary to throw in the towel. So I’m going to make her a deal – a hundred million? maybe two hundred? And a hotel chain under her name – the Hillary Hiltons! We can get this done, we really can!” At this point, the conference was interrupted when the contractor hired to build the office, undocumented alien Juan Vortex, politely asked for his wages. Trump exploded in what can only be called a rage: “You raping, drug-peddling, murdering Muslim! Get outta here before I have Manafort punch you down.” Turning to the reporters in his audience, he went on, “See what I gotta deal with! The ingratitude! And after I had given him the privilege to work for me. People need to remember who’s boss around here.”

The Clinton campaign refused comment, although an anonymous insider admitted that Clinton remarked that she wouldn’t sleep in any hotel with her name on it.

This has been a Fakes News report: fair, unbiased, and free of fact.

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